You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies
What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!
Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!
They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!
I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?
AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.