If you haven’t heard of him before, Yao Ming is a famous basketball player, originally from China. This player, born in Shanghai, is so famous because of his absolutely ridiculous height. He is 229 cm tall. (That means he makes even other basketball players look short.)
By the time he was a teenager, he was already playing basketball for the Shanghai Sharks. Then, he played on their senior league for 5 years. After that, he was drafted by the NBA and played on the Houston Rockets, making everyone else seem like a tiny, silly ant.
Yao Ming doesn’t drive cars. He rides them
Even elephants are no match for him
His trainers look adorably tiny
His teammates looked tiny
Basketball legends looked tiny
He is almost too large to really exist
The All Star team never looked bigger
Where does he buy his clothes?
Better question: where did he buy this bike?!
He makes everything into a big deal
Yao Ming thinks it is cute when other people palm basketballs
Dating can be weird
Right now, he is enjoying how he dwarfs all NBA players
You need to crane your neck to look him in the face. Literally
Kobe Bryant… or Kobe Ant?
Everyone else looks so cute
Awwww, lil trainer is helping!
He parts crowds. It’s magic
Normal furniture barely works for Yao Ming
Women could ride around on his shoulders
But mostly, they are just out of frame in pictures
His ties are bigger than most people