Socially Awkward Situations For People Who Are Always Early
The early bird catches the worm. And then has to play on their phone for 15 minutes waiting for all the late birds.
Arriving at a party.Miramax films / Via kyw-newsradio.crushpath.me
The invite says 8pm, so you get there at 8pm, right?
Going on a date.NBC / Via collegetimes.com
You cannot be early for a date. It is the lamest thing you could do. But if you are too late they will not love you. So you plan to be late, actually end up arriving on time, and spend six minutes waiting round the corner to seem cool.
Getting to the airport so early that check-in isn’t open yet.BBC / Via ampp3d.mirror.co.uk
Spending three hours in duty-free is infinitely better than being that person who has to run to the gate. Who can handle that?
Going on holiday with a late friend.NBC / Via giphy.com
They are so slow at everything that travelling with them means you arrive only just in time to be the recommended two hours early for your flight.