Brilliant Christmas Gift Ideas
Make your own ugly Christmas sweater and win all ugly sweater parties!
If you love staring at bacon and find it amusing to put together a puzzle where everything looks exactly the same,
you may just love this 1000 piece bacon jigsaw puzzle.
Perfect for dog owners, dog lovers, or people who just love watching dogs poop.
Just imagine: a new beautiful photo of a dog pooping each month!
Available on Amazon .
Turn this useless box on, and it will turn itself off. That’s all it does.
Marvelous, isn’t it? Sold by Amazon.
Instant Canadian Breath Spray: discover the simple pleasures like trout fishing, snowshoeing and moose appreciation by instantly becoming a Canadian!
I hate gnomes of all kinds, but I especially hate those plastic figurines that only the most twisted, demented people install on their lawns. The only garden gnome that I would ever put in front of my house, would be a zombie garden gnome from Hell.
A real head turner. It’s what every Street Fighter fan should have because when you look this good, you’ve already won half the battle.
Available on Amazon UK.
What’s cooler than wearing mittens or gloves on your hands?
Underpants for your hands, of course!
Santaur is a bare-chested, half-horse half-Santa who travels around the globe on Christmas Eve without needing any reindeer. It can hang by the included string or stand on its own in the middle of the dinner table as a centerpiece. On Christmas Eve, don’t leave Santa milk and cookies, leave Santaur a carrot and a sugar cube.
What’s a Freudian Sip? When you say one thing but mean your mother!
14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience. Excellent source of sparkles! Of course this isn’t as good as fresh, but who has time to hunt unicorns these days? Available on Amazon.
Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. At last, the yodeling pickle you’ve been waiting for!
This brilliantly designed wine glass is so perfectly proportioned that now I drink ONLY 2 glasses of wine a day! Yay!
This giant gummy python snake comes in at 8 feet long, 26.9 pounds, and 36,720 calories of goodness – it’s about as ridiculous as candy can get. A great way to feed yourself and your 305 closest friends. You can get it on Vat19… but honestly I don’t think you should…
Socks AND sandals: why not cut out the middle man? Once you got the Sock Sandals, you will never go back to traditional Christmas socks.