Babies Who Probably Just Farted
Loathsome Leg Lift
“Ah! It’s following me! It’s following me!”
Diabolical Dutch Oven
Well, that’s one way to heat up the covers.
“What?! You think that was lil’ ol’ me who did that? Oh no, I would never do such a thing…” (manically cackles)
Stubborn Stinky Sneeze
“Oh, guys, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I tried to hold it in, but it couldn’t be tamed.”
Mom and Dad wouldn’t let her go to a jacuzzi. So she brought the jacuzzi to Mom and Dad.
Distressed Duck Butter
“Don’t worry everyone, I have the situation under control! Okay, so we’re gonna need 100 cc’s of baby powder, and a match.”
Toot of Terror
“Okay, just keep a straight face. No one will know it was me.”
Rejoicing the Release
“Ahhhh, it’s like a weight from the bottom of my soul has been lifted. Okay, I’m ready for a nap.”
This little guy thinks that his toots smell like the ocean breeze. This little guy is wrong.
“What did you expect? That I WASN’T going to crop dust while you changed me? Silly Daddy…”
This little guy hasn’t wrapped his brain around object permanence yet, but he does know that bomb is going to linger.
This baby has just learned a very important lesson: Farts are very, very funny.
“Hey everybody! Everybody! Guess what I just did…”
“Whoa, did I do that? THERE IS AN EVIL INSIDE ME! THERE IS AN EVIL INSIDE ME!”
“I can’t say ‘Mama’ or ‘Dada’, but I can say THIS!”
“Hey Mom, c’mere. I have something to show you…”
This baby may look sweet and innocent, but she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing to everyone in the room…
“Drop the fake smile Dad, we both know I’m a monster.”
“Did you hear those beautiful trumpets? That was me! That was me!”
Disastrous Duck Call
“Oh no, oh no, oh no! You know how sometimes you can just tell it’s gonna smell horrible? Mom, seriously, you should walk away.”