Despite what you think, animals know when we’re paying attention. They watch carefully to see if we’re looking, and when they might finally have a chance to cut loose, they do with hilarious results. That’s why I’ve always wanted to put a camera in the house when I leave, but I’ve been too lazy to do it. Thank goodness these people did it for me! Because when mommy and daddy are away, your pets will play!
I wasn’t…I’m a grown adult…I…bye.
Nope, totally not planning on making my own tulle skirt, what are you talking about?
I LOVE ALONE TIME SO I CAN PLAY HOW I WANT!
Me? Dancing? Never.
Oh, I didn’t see you there, I was just…watching your stuff, totally normal
Sorry, I’m not even trying to hide my eye roll right now.
Uh, this was on the screen when I got here, I didn’t google this.
Nope, not trying to sneak up on anyone…I was never here.
Oh, I was just checking Lambchop for uh, fleas and things.
Me? Play with your make-up? Ahaha, what makes you say that??
Oh, you’re home early.
If I don’t move, maybe they’ll think I’m a turkey.
I wasn’t staring at your sandwich, what are you talking about?
NO, YOU’RE PRETENDING THIS TUB IS A SPACE SHIP.